in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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Night blogers really speak to me
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
any sense
WHAT SO EVER
omfg.
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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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